Okay , all you Basketball Wives fans, NOW HEAR THIS.. EVELYN LOZADA HAS JUST GOT DUMPED BY CHAD OCHOCINCO!!!!
Those of you who watch the show regularly, you know how much of a shocker this is!!! But for you newcomers to the show, let me get you up to speed. Even if you have never watched the show before, if you love drama you will love this show. These women on this show stab each other in the back so much, it makes the heffas you and I have to work with every day look like saints! You know, them jackasses you work with that smile and laugh in your face, but then talk about you right when you go to the copier room, yeah, those bitches. This show will make those bitches you work with everyday look they're your best friends-for-life!
Okay but anyway, back to this startling news I just heard. Chad Ochocinco (NFL Cincinnati football player) was engaged to Evelyn Lozada (girlfriend to Shaunie O'Neil) right? And, all throughout the show, Evelyn would flaunt her huge engagement ring in all her "friends" face , and everything like that, making everybody feel like they wish they had a good man like Chad. Well, rumor has it that Chad felt too much pressure to get married so he called the whole thing off. With the Basketball Wives producers all in his face about getting married , and Evelyn in his face about gettin married, Chad was like, forget it , I'm out!!! And kicked Miss Evelyn to the curb! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE GIRLS WILL SAY NOW THAT EVELYN IS DUMPED? THEM GIRLS GONE CHEW HER UP AND SPIT HER OUT LIKE A BAD PIECE IS FAT-BACK OFF A SOME BEEF ROAST..YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? I MEAN THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A "FIELD'S DAY WITH THIS" ...i feel so bad for Evelyn. But better her than me. Easy come, easy go. Too bad , boo-boo. Look whose a non-mutha f***in' factor now?
That's all for now. Check me out next time on REALITY WEEKLY.
-Lyn Johnson
